January 2010

Usually, I can’t stand when people hunch over their computers and phones in the middle of real-live social situations. Not a hell of a lot makes me angrier if you pull out your cell phone and start typing away while I’m trying to actually talk to you.

Except if said social interaction is the Digital Book World conference.

Author Chris Kubica posted on the #dbw Twitter stream yesterday: “So at #dbw, what percent of the time are you spending making eye contact with people and what percent with your laptop/smartphone?” Which after reading I immediately looked up from my laptop to see mirror images of myself typing away. Apparently we at DBW are very good at multi-tasking. I know I heard every word. I think. In another tweet Kubica wrote, “Just remember: no tweets & pics of snacks & drinks. That’s the time to pocket the iPhone & use people skills.”

Part of me finds this depressing. I mean, a conference is for meeting people and socializing and awkwardly shaking hands. I recently posted about figuring out that I’m a wimp in groups of large people I don’t know, so maybe that’s my problem. I just didn’t have the cojones to meet enough people. On the other (and significantly larger) hand, this is kind of what DBW is all about. So many people not at this week’s event were following along with the constantly updated Twitter stream, asking questions and commenting how awesome it sounded. (It was.)

In what I assume – and seriously hope – was a joke, Alice Pope posted a photo of the boxed lunches we all received. Okay,so  there are many things both hilarious and wrong with this, but I eventually come back to the same conclusion: what is the point of social media if you can’t social with people who aren’t in your exact geographic location?

Editors, publicists, marketers and authors alike felt connected to conference, almost like they were there. This is despite their apparent cubicle containment. This is also thanks to the many publishing tweeps who furiously typed out the most important points of each panel, commentator and weird joke. None of this would have been possible without the multitasking hunchers sharing up-to-the-minute info on conference happenings. Meaning this post, by definition, is late.

I for one got a hell of a lot out of the conference and that’s a direct result of both the panels themselves and the running commentary of those in attendance.

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Up now is my first post as the new Contributing Editor for Digital Book World. Check it out here.

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Digital Book World Conference – Day 1

by Marian Schembari on January 26, 2010

Today I found out that I am a wimp. And that I would most definitely kill to have the ability to work a room.

Today was Day 1 of Digital Book World’s first annual conference in NYC and it was beyond awesome. You’d think that  a conference starting at 8am and ending at 5pm would bore you half to death but that was surprisingly not the case. I listened with rapt attention to every word and wrote a grand total of 10,000 words of notes (I wish this was an exaggeration).

After the initial speeches by hotshots like Brian Napack of Macmillan, I attended three separate panels:

  1. Getting Comfortable in the Niches: Reports from Publishers Working Their Verticals
  2. Optimizing eBooks: Cost-Effective Enhancements, Updates and Multimedia Options
  3. Synergizing the Book and Web: Books Plus In the 21st Century

I could write about the rock stars in these panels until, well, the cows come home, but that’s what the DBW blog is for so you’ll have to stay tuned. What I want to talk about though (and is really of no interest to you) is the fact that I pretty much only met two or three people today and maybe five yesterday at the Bourbon. Apparently I’m a little shy. Wtf? It’s weird, I didn’t know this about myself until I entered a bar full of publishing gurus and felt like a 12-year-old playing dress up in grownup clothes.

To top it all off I actually recognized most of the faces in the room. Due to my crazy (and probably not so healthy) blog fetish, I’ve read all the things these people have to say. I follow them on Twitter, but we’ve never actually met. And here I go not introducing myself to anyone, totally lacking in the business card department and even when some nice person does engage me in conversation it’s basically like talking to a toddler with all the insight I have to say. These people are geniuses. Well, scratch that. If they were all geniuses publishing wouldn’t be in the pickle it’s in, but still, there were some brilliant speakers today and fingers crossed tomorrow I’ll manage to crawl out of my hidey-hole and make some friends. Please? Anyone?

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Some Long Overdue Publishing Info

by Marian Schembari on January 25, 2010

A few pieces of business:

I recently met with a blog buddy and fellow publishing nerd (except he’s actually significantly cooler than I am) last week. Guy Gonzalez and his band of merry (wo)men put together the first annual Digital Book World conference, which is this Tuesday and Wednesday at the Sheraton NY Hotel & Towers. This evening is my first official outing as contributing editor for their brand-spanking new website/blog. So keep your eyes peeled in the next few weeks over at DBW for my publishing, well, musings if you will… ;-)

So on that publishing and DBW note, I wanted to post some videos of their cool event (which I sadly could not attend) 7x20x21. The brilliant Stephanie Anderson spoke about her book lover basketball league and how it’s fun that will save the industry (did I mention she’s brilliant and I love her?). Here’s the video:


And the equally brilliant Ryan Chapman did an awesome presentation on the publishing equivalent to Mad Men’s Sterling Cooper Draper Price (basically – who will be the one to stand out from the rest due to their awesome awesomeness?).

Anyway, I found this enormously entertaining, so if you agree there are more videos here. Peace out homies.

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12 things I hate about being a grown up

by Marian Schembari on January 23, 2010

I’m developing a Peter Pan complex. When the hell did I become an adult? So just for funsies, here’s a list of things that make me feel really grown up slash want to hug my mommy:

1. I have checked out guys that have the ability (re: are the appropriate age) to wear a wedding ring.

2. Buying shit I assumed just simply existed, whether by fairy dust or daddy’s wallet. Things like toilet paper, detergent and vacuum cleaners. Am I the only one who feels like this is a supreme waste of money? I thought this stuff just came with the territory! (you know, that territory called adulthood)

3. Anything involving insurance.

4. Being too old to trick-or-treat. Scratch that… Halloween as a whole. Actually, holidays in general.

5. Watering my plant. Thank God it’s hard to kill.

6. Understanding the word “mortgage”.

7. Knowing how to spell the word “mortgage”.

8. Using power tools. Who knew drilling = dust all over everything?

9. Not being able to decide if I consider myself a woman or a girl. Am I still in that in between age?

10. Decorating a room from scratch.

11. Making plans to see my friends. It was so much more fun when we were all in the same dorm.

12. Asking what someone “does”. What the hell does that even mean?!

The end.

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