I’m developing a Peter Pan complex. When the hell did I become an adult? So just for funsies, here’s a list of things that make me feel really grown up slash want to hug my mommy:
1. I have checked out guys that have the ability (re: are the appropriate age) to wear a wedding ring.
2. Buying shit I assumed just simply existed, whether by fairy dust or daddy’s wallet. Things like toilet paper, detergent and vacuum cleaners. Am I the only one who feels like this is a supreme waste of money? I thought this stuff just came with the territory! (you know, that territory called adulthood)
3. Anything involving insurance.
4. Being too old to trick-or-treat. Scratch that… Halloween as a whole. Actually, holidays in general.
5. Watering my plant. Thank God it’s hard to kill.
6. Understanding the word “mortgage”.
7. Knowing how to spell the word “mortgage”.
8. Using power tools. Who knew drilling = dust all over everything?
9. Not being able to decide if I consider myself a woman or a girl. Am I still in that in between age?
10. Decorating a room from scratch.
11. Making plans to see my friends. It was so much more fun when we were all in the same dorm.
12. Asking what someone “does”. What the hell does that even mean?!
The end.
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