That Time I Kind Of Went To Prison

by Marian Schembari on July 11, 2010

The only thing that’s kept me sane for the past few days has been composing this post. I probably should have known the second my mom said, “I hope your flight gets delayed and you get stranded in Iceland,” that my trip was about to go horribly wrong.

God, what an intro. I sound like a YA author: “Hi. My name’s Marian, I’m 12 years old, and this is how the British government ruined my summer.” (Note: I had a layover in Iceland and my mom has always wanted to see the country and was hoping to live vicariously through me. This wasn’t a malicious comment.)

Basically, Boyfriend Sam and I did some research and found that I could stay in the UK for 6 months as long as I wasn’t working or studying. Nowhere did the website say there was a physical visa I needed to obtain, and since I’m broke, I figured I’d be good without one. Strike one, Britain.

Journal Entry – July 8, 2010

As I (hand) write this, I’m being held in Gatwick airport for the second day in a row. At around midnight yesterday I was transferred to a women’s detention facility (Yarl’s Wood – see right) three hours outside London. Meaning I probably got around 2 hours of sleep before being shipped back out to Gatwick.

I use the word “sleep” loosely. My bed consisted of a cot and unwashed sheets and it’s kind of hard to sleep with giant beetles scuttling around the floors. And when I say “shipped” I mean “transported in a bullet proof van with tinted windows and a cage inside.” I’m being deported back to Iceland at 7:30 tonight. It’s been a good 24 hours.

I’ve been treated like a criminal because I didn’t have a ticket back home, so right now I’m waiting for Sam, his lawyer friend, all his roommates, my mother and a family friend to pull some miracle out of their collective ass.

As I write this I realize how privileged I sound. Oooh! My prison didn’t have clean sheets! My daddy’s hot shot friend hasn’t bailed me out yet! Half the people here don’t speak English and at least I have a home to go back to. I shouldn’t whine, but I’m scared. I’ve spent 6 of the last 24 hours in a cage. I’ve been locked in a room for the other 18. An immigration officer read my diary and interrogated my boyfriend. Yeah, it’s been a GREAT day.

Despite being freaked out and tired and hungry and bored, the worst part has been the frustration. It’s obvious the officers here were bullied as kids and get off on making us feel small. Reading my diary? Really? Plus, my reasons for being deported are ridiculous, and every time I ask for more details or information on an appeal or how to apply for a visa I get a different answer. No one seems to know anything, or if they do, their answers all contradict each other.

The airport holding center is stocked with fruit, biscuits and store brand chips. They’ve got a pay phone that doesn’t call out, bathrooms with no locks, hotel pads of paper and those mini pens, one of which I’ve already used up. The news is on in the background and the bookcase is filled with everything from the Bible and paperback romances, to a five-year old guide to Brazil and a few children’s books written in Urdu. I did, however, find a recent issue of Wired, which is like gold in the Big House.

I’ve made two friends – an Australian and a Brazilian – both of whom were detained under suspiciously similar circumstances. I’ve spent most of of the time here bawling, and when Sam was finally able to call I was sobbing so hard my eyes were throbbing. A very tall pregnant Nigerian got me a tissue and said, “You stop crying now.” I think it was meant to be comforting.

The Bigger Picture

There is so much more to this story, but I know how ADD blog readers are, so I’ll stop at 800 words. Check back tomorrow for the ending, but keep in mind that I’m terrified that writing this means immigration officers will barge in and put me back in that damn van (hi guys!). But this isn’t just my story anymore. The past few days have been horrible, but it’s a small part of a much bigger situation. That Nigerian woman didn’t have anyone fighting for her. Being trucked off for 3 hours to the middle of nowhere with no idea what was happening must have been beyond traumatizing. I can’t even imagine what it was like for the children involved.

I was lucky as hell, because one (incredibly nice, handsome, wonderful) officer actually took the time to review my case THREE times and was instrumental in my release. I owe him my sanity, the insane amount of money I would have spent appealing in Iceland, and probably a dozen cupcakes.

Stay tuned…

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  • Emma Cunningham

    Oh my god! Marian, I’m so sorry to hear that! I hope you get out of there asap.

  • http://twitter.com/marianschembari/status/18354389339 Marian Schembari

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  • L. Eleana Johnson

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  • http://twitter.com/sianysianysiany/status/18356898581 SianySianySiany

    I want to make @marianschembari tea and cookies after her almost going to prison nightmare :-( http://tinyurl.com/38kcdax

  • http://twitter.com/colleenlindsay/status/18357472055 Colleen Lindsay

    Unreal. Since when do you need a visa to go to the UK? RT @marianschembari: That Time I Kind Of Went To Prison http://bit.ly/a8Gqew

  • http://twitter.com/efslattery/status/18357727153 E F Slattery

    WTF :( RT @colleenlindsay RT @marianschembari That Time I Kind Of Went To Prison http://bit.ly/a8Gqew

  • http://twitter.com/cassie_wallace/status/18357943847 Cassie Wallace

    crazy. RT @marianschembari: That Time I Kind Of Went To Prison http://bit.ly/a8Gqew

  • Siany

    I'm so pleased you're safe. xxx

  • dianeshipley

    Oh my gosh, I'm so horrified to read this (especially as a Brit). I'd been imagining you flying in to London and having a wonderful time, and you were in JAIL instead. This seems like a terrible overreaction (and clearly it's not an isolated one). I'm so sorry, it sounds absolutely terrifying. I'm glad you're out now, please tell us the rest of the story as soon as you feel able. x

  • http://johnpatten.net John Patten

    Unbelievable! I shuddered as I read that. I felt the cold cells with the big bugs through your words. Glad that officer had the good sense to see that you are not a criminal.

  • http://twitter.com/cherylmorgan/status/18359731434 CherylMorgan

    For all those UK people who told me that my travel woes were typical of Evil Americans: RT @marianschembari: http://bit.ly/a8Gqew

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    RT @CherylMorgan: For all those UK people who told me that my travel woes were typical of Evil Americans: RT @marianschembari: http://bit.ly/a8Gqew

  • Melissa Breau

    Holy shit Marian – glad to hear you're okay, sane and working to get this all figured out.

    Good luck lady … if anyone can do it you can.

  • http://cleopatradoesthenasty.wordpress.com/ Glynnis

    Oh my god! I'm so glad you're alright, Marian! Can't wait to hear the rest of the story!

  • http://www.briannevillano.com/ BrianneVillano

    Holy crap Marian. I'm so glad you are alright. It sounds like an extremely screwed up process that apparently has NOT been over-dramatized in movies.

  • Christine Negroni

    There is a bigger story. There are many in fact and I'm looking forward to reading all your Flying Lessons, Marian.

  • http://twitter.com/CherylMorgan/status/18359731434 Ruth Stuart

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  • Jeffrey Pia

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  • http://twitter.com/JeffreyPia Jeffrey Pia

    Wow, glad you made it out of there alright.

    You could totally write a book about that… maybe even a movie?? I think you'd have to embellish just a bit though. Like maybe say the gov't effectively made you disappear at the detention camp, your BF was looking for you but no one knew (or would admit to knowing) where you were, some terrorist sleeper cell tried to recruit you, you eventually hooked up with a small group of patriotic Americans and managed to break out Great Escape style through a tunnel dug w/ a teaspoon, sailed on a raft back to the good ol' USA and along the way somehow managed to stop the oil spill in the Gulf.

    I'd watch it.

  • http://twitter.com/lorilatimer/status/18366780214 Lori Latimer

    OMG this is unbelieveable. Stay safe!! xoxo @marianschembari That Time I Kind Of Went to Prison http://bit.ly/a8Gqew

  • http://carolinebookbinder.blogspot.com/ Carin Siegfried

    WOW! What a cautionary tale. Well, one of my mottos is, if you can't be a good example, at least be a horrible warning. You didn't have to go quite this far with it, though. Very glad you seem to be somewhere safe with internet access. I hope Iceland is pretty. Thank goodness it's summer.

  • lorilatimer

    Oh. My. God. What century are we living in??

    Please take care and be safe. And keep us posted!!

    xoxo

  • http://twitter.com/jeffreypia/status/18371808040 Jeffrey Pia

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  • http://twitter.com/janetnorcal/status/18377744830 Janet Webb

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  • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

    No, no, not in Iceland! Thankfully an immigration officer let me go so I DIDN'T have to fly back to Iceland to apply for my visa. Safe and sound in good ole Londontown :)

  • Rachel Vincent

    Oh my gosh, Marian! I hope you're ok. Please post the rest of the story when you get a chance.

  • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

    Aaaahahaha! OMG Jeffrey, I totally died while reading this. Thanks for putting a smile on my face!

  • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

    Hell no, it hasn't. (Though my mom said she imagined me in a Bangkok prison ala Bridge Jones. Unfortunately not as fun.)

  • http://twitter.com/dejakester/status/18379851832 Jake Beckman

    Note to self-always have a return ticket…RT @marianschembari: {latest post} That Time I Kind Of Went to Prison http://bit.ly/a8Gqew

  • nblades

    Wow – I'm glad to hear that everything worked out and that you're ok.

    But you're right, there is a much larger story here. Thankfully you were able to speak the language and you had people fighting for you. But there are so many other people who don't and who just get lost in the system.

  • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

    I know, it's beyond horrible. Just wait until you hear the story about the Nigerian woman in my van.

  • http://leemar.wordpress.com/ Anna Marie

    What a wild story! I laughed. I cried. I reveled. Glad to hear you made it out safely!

    I was baffled when I heard a similar story from a Davidson friend. After her sophomore year, she and her Davidson friends planned to all work on a ranch in Canada for the summer. Everyone made it except her, since the Canadian government was completely assured she was a Russian spy, detained her for several days, then eventually forced her back home to Texas. Having heard stories from Davidson folk who work for immigrant rights, I know there's a lot to be done for people who lose everything from this experience.

  • http://twitter.com/kwise321/status/18421322969 kate w.

    RT @marianschembari http://bit.ly/a8Gqew governments treat immigrants like shit, and sometimes other people get caught. THIS HAS TO CHANGE

  • http://twitter.com/marianschembari/status/18422367394 Marian Schembari

    The conclusion of my incarceration adventures "airs" later today. If you haven't read part 1 do it now: http://bit.ly/a8Gqew

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_X6QODROJHU7XYB4QMBFJQGFPYY Lisa D

    Just going to put my 2p in here and mention that this happens in most western countries where a person arriving on a visitor visa who has no evidence of planning to leave will be refused entry into the country (as these countries are already facing serious issues with illegal immigration). While you definitely should not have been treated like a criminal, it was a bit foolish to not have a return flight. A lot of people come from the US to the UK (or vice versa) to visit a boyfriend/girlfriend under the assumption that they can just walk in, not need a return ticket, not need evidence that they intend to return, etc. and the result is a refusal of entry and deportation. I hope your story, as unfortunate it was that you had to go through this experience, at least lets people know that immigration is not as easy as that. Even when you have the proper paperwork to apply for a visa, it's stressful as hell. But glad to hear you made it in! Hope you enjoy London!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_X6QODROJHU7XYB4QMBFJQGFPYY Lisa D

    Ah, right. The UKBA's websites are horrific, and it doesn't surprise me that they didn't mention much about visitor visas. When I applied for my student visa, I had to go through at least five different websites to find all the information I needed, which is absolutely absurd of them to not have all information in one place. They really don't like making immigration easy! And the return ticket thing really depends on the person who looks at your passport when you're entering: I've had times where I'm interrogated and others where they don't ask a thing. And you're right that no one should be treated the way you were; it's not like you were bringing explosives into the country!

  • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

    Lisa, I appreciate your comment and wholeheartedly agree, my problem is that the UK website never said anything about needing a return ticket or visa for temporary stays. When I first returned to the UK back in 2007 I didn't have a return ticket. I completely understand the need of having one and realize how it must have looked to the immigration officers who deal with people trying to “sneak in” every day. That said, I really wish the government's website and the officers themselves had been clearer about what exactly I needed and why. My problem was that everyone had different answers to my questions and it was impossible to get a straight answer from anyone. On top of all that, no one deserves to be treated the way we were during those 2 days. The post I'm working on right now addresses the issue of the other detainees who had no idea what was happening. The office did nothing to make sure they understood and I'm sure many of them get lost in the system. Like I said above, my issue sucked, but it's a very small part of a huge problem. I do REALLY appreciate your 2p and agree that my waltzing in was foolish, but that's really just the beginning…

  • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

    Holy CRAP… Canada? That's shocking! I've been blown away by the different stories of people in similar situations – who knew I'd get this wrapped up in immigrant rights?

  • Emily Wiseman

    RT @kwise321: RT @marianschembari http://bit.ly/a8Gqew governments treat immigrants like shit, and sometimes other people get caught….

  • Gaby

    wow Marian Im so glad you are ok now! and I thought I had it bad when they stop me at JFK (back in 2006), I had my student visa and I-20 that is a must to bring everywhere BUT i forgot to bring my student ID BUT my visa clearly said that I was permitted to be in US land until 2011!!!… it was horrible, they took me to this little room, took my laptop and collect all the data I had there, including pictures, confiscated my camera card and my cell phone and USB drives, and to my bad luck, I bought a book about muslim women that were being abussed . It was just bad.. I stayed there for almost a day , not knowing what they would do with me. A lot of people were there for different reasons but what it touched me the most was this mexican family, they deported the parents back to Mexico and left the children here since were american ( they are called anchor babies), I just couldnt take it … I didnt wanna flight for a while.. it was way too sad and even though I had the visa, I got scared that they will deport me too. If they would have sent me to a Jail.. i would have passed out.. I was very lucky. Im so sorry you have to go thru all this but glad you made it to London safe. Good luck !

  • http://twitter.com/paulocamposink/status/18474546647 Paulo Campos

    Where you belong is precarious: should you go to baggage claim or be taken away in a windowless van http://ow.ly/2b0OX via @marianschembari

  • http://twitter.com/christykrumm/status/18478082340 Christy Krumm

    RT Watch out for London immigration! @marianschembari: That Time I Kind Of Went To Prison http://bit.ly/a8Gqew

  • http://twitter.com/marianschembari/status/18517324985 Marian Schembari

    Did you miss the posts about my UK incarceration? Part 1: http://bit.ly/a8Gqew and Part 2: http://bit.ly/cvxiEy

  • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

    Oh my God, Gaby, I had no idea that happened to you! I can't believe they confiscated your camera, phone and USB drives. What asshats. I'm so sorry you had to go through all that, unfortunately I know feel your pain.

    I hadn't heard about anchor babies until now and it's a really horrible concept. To be honest, I don't understand how that's even legal. Anyway, it sucks that so many people have experienced this. When I first started telling this story I was sure I'd be the only one, but it turns out this happens more often than is probably necessary.

    Thanks so much for leaving your comment here!

  • http://www.bloggingfor.info/ Thu Nguyen

    Yeah I was thinking the same thing. This would be a hilarious script! Sorry Marian but you'll make it a great SNL skit or detainee who's breaking through the throngs of immigration! I'd definitely go watch it. :)

  • http://www.bloggingfor.info/ Thu Nguyen

    I'm glad you're OK. The blogosphere would miss you so. You and your voice! Just about gave us a heart attack there.

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