5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios

by Marian Schembari on January 16, 2012

It’s shocking how rarely I come across a Twitter bio that inspires me. Most are blank, bland, irrelevant or say almost verbatim what I’ve seen a million other times on the interwebs. But sometimes I come across bios that are snappy, witty, laugh out loud funny and make me immediately want to follow said tweeter (and be their Bestie 4 Life).

Like these five…

I clearly have a thing for writers, but they obviously know how to clearly and cleverly talk about themselves. The bio of @akharlamova just so perfectly describes the life of an author in so few words. And it also does a great job showing that she’s dedicated, consumed and in love with what she does. Nicely done, Arina.

It would have been so easy for @showmethesun to have written, “Book lover. Works in Publishing. From Melbourne.” Instead, she eats books for breakfast! She’s a curator instead of just a blogger. She doesn’t just work in publishing, she loves it. She doesn’t just live in Melbourne, she’s happy there. I feel like I know her already.

I love it when a major corporation isn’t afraid to add a little humor in their bio. What @Staples does is genius in that they quickly sum up what they do, then tap into the joys of every office worker on the planet. Like starch.

@KatjaPresnal clearly has a lot going for her. She tells us why she’s great, what she’s up to, what she does for living, then throws her personality at us in full force. This is a girl I could be friends with. And “carpe the shit out of diem” obviously needs to be my life motto. (Thanks to @aodt for sending this bio my way!)

I’m in love with @IsaChandra and think her loud and clear voice on this bio coupled with such simplicity is pretty unique. Sometimes (aka “all the time”) you just don’t need to over-explain. For Isa, four words is all she needs. I like her style and for those of you who eat more than just meat and potatoes can also appreciate her location quip.

Takeaways

1. A few choice words can make all the difference. Take a page out of Steph’s half-eaten book (see what I did there? I crack myself up) and stay away from over-used descriptions when talking about yourself.

2. What’s a really obvious stereotype about your industry/job/passion? Are you an accountant? Poke fun at the fact that you’re not absurdly boring. Social media strategist? Mention you’re sure as hell not a guru/ninja. Make like Staples and stand out from the crowd by being good-natured about the judgments surrounding what you do.

3. Do you have a specific writing style? Do you swear a lot? Have a rad vocabulary skills? Write poetry? Translate that strong style à la Isa Chandra so that voice shines in your bio!

Want more Twitter love? Read parts 1 and 2 here. And if you’ve seen any great bios lately, please share them in the comments!

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  • http://www.giuliettathemuse.com/ Giulietta Nardone

    O.k., I read this and rewrote my own! It needed some freshening up. Thanks, G.

    • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

      Love your bio!

  • Kern W

    Yep, definitely time to take another look at the lame-o, ho hum bio currently gracing my Twitter account. I love your examples of bios that fizz.

    • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

      I like it – “bios that fizz.”

  • http://twitter.com/marianschembari/status/158918503842324480 Marian Schembari

    5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios http://t.co/dgLIjhRG

  • http://twitter.com/_charliemoseley/status/158946786306818048 Katherine Moseley

    5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios http://t.co/dgLIjhRG

  • http://twitter.com/syntactics/status/158961777638506497 Rachel Stark

    5 examples of great Twitter bios (and what makes them so successful) from @MarianSchembari. http://t.co/cozsoRjN

  • http://twitter.com/KatjaPresnal Katja Presnal

    Thank you so much for including me, I’m truly honored :) Especially because well, I did try to sum up everything that is important to me in a small slot. And I am NOT good with only a few words like Isa and Arina! (PS. Yes, I think we could be new BFFs, like how you think)

    • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

      Of course! So glad Livi sent you my way. I got such a great picture of you which is rare in so few characters.

  • http://awholelotofnothing.net Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]

    Clearly, my Twitter bio needs some work. But I’m definitely leaving in the part about having webbed toes, because that’s information the Twitterverse needs to know.
    @alotofnothing:twitter 

    • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

      Haha, well, my bio could use some work as well. While most tend to not impress me, every time I see awesome ones like above I get the itch to start pimping mine out a bit.

  • http://www.writespell.com nicole

    Oh these are great! I’m a big fan of Katja and Staples…I’ll have to definitely check out the rest! 

    • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

      So glad you like them!

  • http://twitter.com/rajean rajean

    I have always enjoyed a good Twitter bio and I’ve often begun a relationship by complimenting or commenting on those that catch my attention. I’m excited when people say the same about my bio. Challenge to sum up in so little space, but a challenge I enjoy. I wonder, how often do you change your bio? Love this post. Happy to call Katja a friend. Will check out the others.

    • http://marianlibrarian.com Marian Schembari

      Me too! Your bio can be such a great conversation starter, which is one of the best things about Twitter! It definitely is a challenge and I tend to add in little bits to my bio every few months, though the bones (my job, my blog) stay the same.

  • http://kharlamovaa.wordpress.com Arina Kharlamova

    Thanks again, Marian! I wrote my bio once, and now I can’t think of anything better, so I’m glad you like it! That being said, if I’m true to my bio, I’ll be trying to rewrite it sooner rather than later. 

  • http://twitter.com/oddparticle/status/159009626342436864 Kern Windwraith

    I'm especially fond of that first bio. RT @marianschembari: 5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios http://t.co/iBiW2Ivn

  • Anonymous

    These rock (and love seeing Katja featured)! You’re right– I wanna know these people! Off to inspect mine a little more (I just merged @momcommblog and @adventuroo and renamed my bad self).

  • Babiesgottahaveit

    Love my friend Rebecca Lowman’s https://twitter.com/#!/Theotherrebecca

  • http://twitter.com/MommaBranam Lisa Branam

    I obviously need to rewrite my twitter profile.  These are awesome.

  • http://twitter.com/marianschembari/status/159035485057056768 Marian Schembari

    My latest post features the (awesome) bios of @akharlamova @showmethesun @Staples @KatjaPresnal and @IsaChandra http://t.co/dgLIjhRG

  • http://twitter.com/katjapresnal/status/159042465100333057 Katja Presnal

    My latest post features the (awesome) bios of @akharlamova @showmethesun @Staples @KatjaPresnal and @IsaChandra http://t.co/dgLIjhRG

  • http://twitter.com/katjapresnal/status/159043435419009024 Katja Presnal

    RT @MarianSchembari: 5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios http://t.co/DrgtxxQu

  • http://twitter.com/katjapresnal/status/159043441442033664 Katja Presnal

    RT @MarianSchembari: 5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios http://t.co/VefW3AyB

  • http://twitter.com/tojosan/status/159045491508776960 Todd Randall Jordan

    RT @MarianSchembari: 5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios http://t.co/Gqx1cHY3

  • http://twitter.com/matthewliberty/status/159046789209669632 Matt Browne

    RT @MarianSchembari: 5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios http://t.co/Gqx1cHY3

  • http://twitter.com/matthewliberty/status/159046798491660288 Matt Browne

    RT @Tojosan: RT @MarianSchembari: 5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios http://t.co/y2u9rGs0

  • http://twitter.com/maurelita/status/159047208744910848 Maurelita

    My latest post features the (awesome) bios of @akharlamova @showmethesun @Staples @KatjaPresnal and @IsaChandra http://t.co/dgLIjhRG

  • http://twitter.com/writespell/status/159049566006673408 nicóle olea

    Great post by @MarianSchembari: on how not to bore people to tears w/ your Twitter bio. http://t.co/2iWqYDda

  • http://twitter.com/akharlamova/status/159070240016318464 Arina Kharlamova

    @MarianSchembari featured me and a few other lovely lovely tweeps on her blog! Ch-ch-eck it out: http://t.co/uDCVw951

  • http://thedealfanatic.com/ The Deal Fanatic

    Total Tweet inspiration.  So inspired I had to give mine a little refresher.  Thanks ladies!

  • http://twitter.com/rajean/status/159071811928199169 rajean

    When's the last time you looked at yours? RT @MarianSchembari: 5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios http://t.co/CCxsrtRf

  • No

    @steelergurl, @steelerchick84, @julierosesmk, just to name a few

  • http://twitter.com/melaculbertson/status/159086487818874880 Melissa Culbertson

    Hell to the yes! #SITS31DBBB RT @MarianSchembari: 5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios http://t.co/Zq6TR91X

  • http://twitter.com/geekyshopaholic/status/159116094550966272 Paula

    RT @MarianSchembari: 5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios http://t.co/KGVat5rq

  • http://twitter.com/dealfanatic/status/159146460661809153 The Deal Fanatic

    Total Tweet inspiration.  So inspired I had to give mine a little refresher.  Thanks ladies! http://t.co/VinzSMpC

  • http://twitter.com/tojosan/status/159770803938918400 Todd Randall Jordan

    5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios — Marian Schembari http://t.co/97SLnAZn

  • http://twitter.com/ariherzog/status/159774176125788160 AriHerzog.com

    Refining my Twitter bio after reading @MarianSchembari's thoughts at http://t.co/n2QISv50 – Your thoughts?

  • http://twitter.com/casudi/status/159780319438962689 CASUDI

    Refining my Twitter bio after reading @MarianSchembari's thoughts at http://t.co/n2QISv50 – Your thoughts?

  • http://twitter.com/aspaonline/status/160308260195405824 Aspa

    [Loved them!] 5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios http://t.co/TqENyiY1

  • http://twitter.com/toptiermedia/status/161459187619086336 Jen Mathews

    5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios — Marian Schembari http://t.co/M9cYmkug

  • http://twitter.com/jorgensundberg/status/167346791950450691 Jorgen Sundberg

    5 Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios — by @MarianSchembari http://t.co/9mEdVcgt

  • http://twitter.com/plrodriguez/status/167348587456507904 Pedro L Rodriguez

    5 Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios — by @MarianSchembari http://t.co/9mEdVcgt

  • http://twitter.com/stevenknocklein/status/167440029638066177 Steven R. Knocklein

    5 Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios — by @MarianSchembari http://t.co/9mEdVcgt

  • http://twitter.com/stevenknocklein/status/167440029638066177 Steven R. Knocklein

    5 Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios — by @MarianSchembari http://t.co/9mEdVcgt

  • http://twitter.com/portapocketgal/status/168444660514164736 Kendra Kroll

    Short & Sweet http://t.co/VLdEOUeP

  • http://twitter.com/therealjohneast/status/177579134699048960 John East™

    @Staples getting some props for their twitter bio http://t.co/j5hOjQKh #thatwaseasy

  • http://twitter.com/showmethesun/status/179470072522354689 Steph Little

    Check out these absurdly well-written twitter bios – including mine! Thanks @MarianSchembari :: http://t.co/1RIQH6g6

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