Is it just me, or are tweets starting to blend together? Gone are the days of sharing what you had for breakfast, and instead I’m seeing tweet after tweet about checking into Starbucks or the same goodnight message. Like anyone on Twitter gives a crap you’re going beddy bye.
Five things to stop tweeting
Where you’ve checked in on FourSquare. I’m all for knowing where you are (not in a creepy way, promise), especially if it involves a good recommendation or warning. (i.e. I’d murder for a hole-in-the-wall Mexican place in Auckland. Just sayin’.) But I don’t think I can stand reading one more check in at an airport or coffee shop EVERY DAMN DAY.
Your horoscope. I wish this one went without saying, but it doesn’t.
The X Daily. I see so many of you doing it all the time so I’m apologizing in advance for the toes I’m stepping on, but I really don’t get those papers you guys post and I’m sick of getting @mentioned in them. I get how they’re useful to YOU, but why post them on Twitter? They’re hard to read and pretty much irrelevant to anyone but the creator.
“Off to bed, goodnight Twitterverse!” I know people who say goodnight to Twitter…. every night. Like a child. Or a lover. That’s creepy.
Your Facebook posts. Despite what some people may think, all social networks are not created equal. If I wanted to be on Facebook I would be on Facebook.
Now your turn. Go.