reviews

I had an absurd amount of time to read during my 3 weeks on the farm in Queenstown and a few of you asked for the titles and reviews. In writing this though, I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m a shitty reviewer. Still though, read a few of these books if you have the time and/or inclination. Most of them left me with a giant feeling of “meh” but two or three are definite keepers.

Snow Flower and the Secret Fan – Two young girls essentially get into what I refer to as an “arranged friend marriage” in 19th century China. I’d definitely recommend it as the history is fascinating but the author was never taught to “show, not tell.” Throughout the book we read that women are worthless, that footbinding will bring them happiness, etc etc. This got really boring after a while. We never hear how the characters felt about it besides physical pain and I don’t feel like I got to know any of the characters.

The Memory Keeper’s Daughter – The story of a doctor who delivers his wife’s twins only to discover one has Down’s Syndrome and makes a snap decision to give the child away without telling his wife. Another book where I didn’t feel like I connected to anyone, but the story was interesting enough to warrant finishing it.

One Day – Told on the same day every year for twenty years of a couple and how their relationship changes over that time. I’d heard the author, David Nicholls, was similar to Nick Horby, who I’ve never been able to get into, but I was really surprised by One Day. The story was realistic and moving and difficult and page-turning. I smashed this one out in two days, but I’m scared to see the movie as I’ve heard it’s crap.

Then Came You – Lesbians! Egg donation! Trophy wives! This book has it all… What can I say, I love me some chic lit and Jennifer Weiner always does this genre justice without being too girly. I’m a sucker for multiple narratives and the stories of women and I actually really loved this book.

The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks – Every. Single. Human. needs to read this. If you exist in the world and use medical care you need to know the story of the woman who transformed science. Henrietta Lacks was a poor tobacco farmer who’s cells were taken without her permission or knowledge in the 1950s. Those cells are now known as HeLa and have been sent to the moon, helped develop the vaccine for polio and are used to study cloning, cancer and bombs. This book is her story intermingled with the cell’s stories. Completely and totally brilliant.

Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet – Meh. Japanese girl, Chines boy, World War II. Another one I was really looking forward to given all the positive reviews. I thought it would be very Snow Falling on Cedars but instead it was trying too hard to be everything to everyone and it took me a long time to slog through.

Incarceron – I read Incarceron because I was completely obsessed with The Hunger Games and Amazon told me the two were similar. They are not. Incarceron is one of those weird, dark, pre-teen books where the actually story is lost on you because the author comes up with too many otherworldly names and places so you get lost trying to remember what they all mean. I’m actually surprised I finished this, though I can’t for the life of me tell you the plot. There’s a prison. And some alternate dimension. And weird monsters made up of metal objects. I’m still not really sure.

Winter Garden – I’d never heard of Kristin Hannah before this book, but a blogger I read highly recommended her. But I have to say, this book was painful to get through. Things like “her shining sapphire eyes” overwhelmed the story, which was actually an interesting one about two daughters and their Russian mother who survived the war in Leningrad. I guess you win some you lose some.

I definitely have a wide variety of tastes and tend to switch it up between bestsellers, young adult and some chic lit. I occasionally read a good non-fiction book and right now am reading – don’t laugh – The Good Marriage. It’s a 20-year-old study of a bunch of happily married couples and the traits that separate them from couples who get divorced. So far it’s fascinating.

Other titles my Kindle just begging to be read are Still Alice, Little Bee, Game of Thrones, The Paris Wife, Unbroken and These Is My Words. Reading over the above “reviews” though I realize I’m a little hard to please. Still, it doesn’t keep me from plowing through books like they’re chocolate cake.

Anyone read anything awesome lately?

p.s. This post is littered with affiliate links (go Amazon!). Click at your own risk. And by “risk” I mean “buy your books through those links so I can start making the big bucks.”

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Do You Write 750 Words Per Day?

by Marian Schembari on July 18, 2011

Because almost every website I know and love has been found via Twitter, it’s no surprise my new obsession was due to a tweet by my new pal, Amy.

I’ve heard of writing 750 words per day via my college roommate and her obsession with The Artist’s Way, but I could never really get into it. Mostly because I hand write slowly and, like most people, I lose incentive over time.

Enter the super cool website, 750 Words, a place that’s “private, unfiltered, spontaneous, daily”.

I sat down to write my first “entry” and the words flew by. It’s sort of depressing, but I’m more used to typing than writing by hand. And while I love gorgeous journals and there’s nothing more inspiring than a blank page and subsequent book filled with your scribblings, it’s much more sustainable to journal-write online than in a book.

But the real treat came after writing that first entry.

I got points!

And stats!

At work, we’ve been talking about gamification (yes, it’s a real word), and how the concept of point systems and prizes, even if entirely virtual, can make a campaign. I won’t bore you with the details here, but it’s hugely inpisiring and Buster, the guy behind 750 Words, has got this strategy down pat.

You get points for every entry you write, which further convinces you to write. You can see a calendar with days checked off for when you’ve participated, and you get rewarded for every post with stats about your entry!

Instead of writing a paragraph on the cool features, check out the pretty graphs for my first entry:

It get’s better….

Apparently I’m really concerned with food. And myself. Surprise, surprise.

To top it all off, you get a list of most-used words. Keep in mind I’ve chosen the day with the “cleanest” language:

I couldn’t love this site more. It’s easy to use, you get badges and geeky info and it’s pretty. Plus, you get daily email reminders, which has guilted me into participating when I’m not in the mood.

I’ve done it four times now (though not in a row) and I’m already feeling like I’ve not only accomplished something, but had two epiphanies while writing. Something about being able to get your words out fast has such an impact on what comes out.

While I was singing it’s praises to a friend, she mentioned another, similar site, that deletes your words if you don’t write fast enough (can’t for the life of me remember the name). How awesome for when you’re on deadline? Anyone else tried this site or make a habit of writing 750 words a day?

(Note: I haven’t been paid or harassed into promoting it, I’m just in love.)

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How (Not) To Leave An Amazon Review

by Marian Schembari on February 1, 2011

Due to making my first $6.39 on Amazon (whooo hoo!!) in conjunction with getting a Kindle, I’ve spent A LOT of time on the site – adding things to my wish list, downloading books, adding necessities to my slowly growing store… I wanted to write a brief post about the atrocities I see in the review sections.

Reviews (aka word-of-mouth aka social media) are pretty much the only reasons I buy books. I LOVE reading through reviews and if there’s a book I can’t get through, but 100+ Amazon readers tell me I absolutely have to read it, I’ll reconsider putting it down. It’s how I make the majority of my purchasing decisions.

But every once in a while I see some nincompoop who’s decided to review the site’s service rather than the product.

Which, I can understand. If a company has treated you like crap or overcharged you for shipping, you should absolutely (and often publically) have your say. But that’s not what Amazon reviews are for. It doesn’t fit within the little community that’s developed.

Check out this review of The Mentalist:

My problem with this is that many of these sorts of reviews accomplish two things:

  1. They bring down an product’s rating. Meaning an author with dozens of 5 star reviews suddenly get drop kicked down a notch because some whiner got their book a day late. Said whiner usually doesn’t mention the book AT ALL and, because of this, the author and book are suddenly seen in a somewhat less rosy light.
  2. The negative reviews are usually NOT about Amazon! I saw a review the other day of a fitness DVD that was apparently burned. Meaning the reviewer got it from one of those sketchy sellers and now both Amazon and the fitness trainer look bad because the guy needed to save 5o¢ by getting an illegal copy.

Dude, IF YOU DON’T WANT A CHEAPLY MADE DVD, DON’T ORDER FROM A RANDOM SELLER!

Now, before you argue that the point of reviewing on a website is to review the company and not necessarily the product, not only do I disagree with you (there’s a separate space to review these sellers), but the Amazon reviews section has turned into a place to find out what people think of the product. So whether or not Amazon intended the reviews to function this way, they do. And they help sell stuff!

Note: Amazon reviews are also not the place to talk about your dirty, elderly fantasy life:

My point is this: The more people review, the better. The more people participate, the better. But don’t use Amazon reviews as a place to air your dirty laundry, bitch about a seller that isn’t actually Amazon itself or complain about shipping costs. Help other Amazonians decided whether it’s worth our time to watch that show or buy that book.

If you really feel the need to vent?

Get a blog.

What about you guys? What’s the worst Amazon review you’ve ever seen? Or do you totally disagree with me? Are you guilty of this horrendous offense?

UPDATE: The amazing Sian just sent me to two links of brilliant Amazon reviews. If you have a second I highly recommend checking them out!

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Contest! Win a copy of Petty Magic by Camille DeAngelis

by Marian Schembari on October 13, 2010

I don’t do enough contests here, I know, so I figured it was high time to rectify the situation. I get so hopped up on social media that I often forget to blog about other things that make me happy. Like music and cupcakes and books.

Enter Camille DeAngelis.

Camille is one of my authors, but that doesn’t make me love her latest book any less. The woman writes stories I want to crawl up and live in – think Neil Gaiman but slightly more ladylike and lots more outspoken. Basically, Camille is the kind of author that reminds me why I’m in publishing.

I’ve already given away my copy of her latest, Petty Magic, because it’s so good I needed a friend to read it, so Camille has graciously agreed to give away a copy and one of the fabulous t-shirts she’s created at CafePress. Big prizes!

About Petty Magic

I suck at book reviews and, since I’m not in high school, I’m allowed to steal the synopsis from elsewhere. So thanks Booklist, for this great explanation of my new favorite story:

Evelyn Harbinger is a witch, but not one of those sinister ones with gnarled fingers and warts on her nose. She uses her powers for good, healing the injured and helping people fall in love. At age 149, she has enjoyed a life span nearly twice that of mere mortals. Though her typical appearance is grandmotherly and sweet, if Evelyn is attracted to a man, she can transform herself, albeit temporarily, into a voluptuous, thirtysomething siren. That’s just what she does when she meets Justin, who works at an antique shop near her sister’s bed-and-breakfast in [New Jersey]. Bright, handsome Justin bears an eerie resemblance to Jonah, Evelyn’s partner in espionage (and romance) when the two served the Allies during WWII. Evelyn begins to wonder whether Justin may be an incarnation of her late beau, who was killed during a raid. Critics have compared novelist DeAngelis (whose works include the acclaimed Mary Modern) to a modern-day Mary Shelley…

My (Glowing) Review

I adored everything about this book and read it lightning fast because not only was it compelling, but I’m a sucker for witches. Petty Magic is beautifully written and had this bewitching, old-fashioned feel, reminding me of fairy tales I read as a child. Except this time there is a slightly darker, more adult edge, which suited me perfectly. There’s a World War II back story, marionettes that come to life, a secret city and the most incredible antiques store ever. “Enchanting” is probably the best word to describe it.

So let’s go about giving it away. One lucky reader will receive a copy of Petty Magic and a t-shirt from Camille’s Cafepress store with the “slogan” of your choice. The main character, Eve, has some fabulous lines. My favorite: “I may not be all that picky, but I draw the line at the clap.”

How to Enter

Just leave a comment with your favorite childhood fairytale. Easy peasy. If you want an extra entry just his retweet this post and be on your merry way. A name will be randomly chosen this Friday, October 15th, so make sure to get your entries in before then! You can also just buy a copy of Petty Magic here.

I’ll start us off: My favorite childhood fairytale is/was The Lady of the Linden Tree. Given to me by my mother and still one of my all-time favorite books, Linden Tree is filled with obscure fairy tales and is, sadly, out of print.

So what’s yours?

UPDATE: Entries are now closed! And the winner is… Alison!! Thanks so much y’all for entering. Who knows, might do another contest soon ;-)

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31 Days to a Better Blog? ProBlogger Book Review

by Marian Schembari on July 6, 2010

Like many bloggers, I’m a regular reader of Darren Rowse’s ProBlogger and have had an eye on his book, 31 Days to Build a Better Blog for a while. I initially didn’t buy it because I’m stingy and in true Gen Y fashion, figured I could find all the information I needed for free.

Convenience is very much underrated though, especially for people lacking in the finances department. So while 31 Days can most likely be found in various forms on the ProBlogger website, it was absolutely worth the $20 I shelled out to have it as a concrete guide.

Blogging Is Overwhelming

Almost every single one of my closest friends now has a blog and I’m always like, “Ah! You should include YouTube videos!” and “Why aren’t you on Twitter?” and “Start linking between posts more!” Not a-one has actually included any of my tips and I think they’d really like me to shut the hell up. The thing is, there are so many blogging rules now that it’s taken me a year to get them all straight and incorporate everything into a daily and automated machine. While I love the catchy title of this book, 31 days can build you a better blog, but I think it takes up to a year to build a really great one.

That said, those steps you take during that year? All in this book. It’s THAT good. And… here’s the kicker: Some of this stuff I didn’t already know.

Gasp! Oh my! Yeah, I know.

In all seriousness, I’d like to think I’m relatively blog competent, so learning something new was a really great surprise. To give you a taste of some of the things I learned:

1. Build a Sneeze Page. This is basically a page built around a specific theme. For example, I could create a separate page just on Twitter advice. ProBlogger has one on making money. Apparently it’s supposed to get people to keep reading your content, even if it’s not recent.

2. Come Up With 10 Post Ideas. This one seems generic, but Rowse is a God among men. He shows you how to make a kick ass brainstorming chart where you come up with one post idea, and expand on it. For example: The first idea is “Why you SHOULD Use AdSense on your Blog”. Then Rowse takes it ten steps farther by coming up with ideas off that idea:

  • Why You SHOULDN’T Use AdSense on Your Blog
  • Write a case study on a blogger who’s successfully using AdSense
  • Collect links from around the web on how to improve AdSense earnings
  • Interview someone on AdSense

Pretty brilliant, right?

3. Write an Opinion Post. I see a lot of bloggers not doing this and it’s actually a really great way to jump start your community. The first opinion post I did got me a whole 6 comments. This was maybe a month after I started my blog and while most of the comments weren’t nice, it was a rush to get people arguing on my site. If you’re a blogger and wonder why no one’s commenting, get your opinions out there!

Pros & Cons

My one complaint with 31 DBBB is that the book links to various ProBlogger posts, and I feel like that’s a bit of a cop-out. Still, that’s really my only complaint. Like I explained above, it’s the convenience of this book that makes it worth the money. Going through the chapters and implementing some of their tactics has been extremely helpful in the week I’ve had it.

Any blogger who’s even remotely serious about having a great blog should spend their time reading these tips and putting them to good use. I can’t disagree with anything this book says and highly HIGHLY recommend it. Click here to buy.

UPDATE: Ugh, I am so annoyed. The ProBlogger site ran a challenge back in 2007, that’s laid out just like the book. Some of tips are different, but the idea is the same. Click here to see all 31 blog challenges. Buy the book for the updated 2009 version, but keep in mind the layout is basically available for free on the site. I’m feeling kind of ripped off…

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