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5 (More) Examples of Absurdly Well-Written Twitter Bios

by Marian Schembari on January 16, 2012

It’s shocking how rarely I come across a Twitter bio that inspires me. Most are blank, bland, irrelevant or say almost verbatim what I’ve seen a million other times on the interwebs. But sometimes I come across bios that are snappy, witty, laugh out loud funny and make me immediately want to follow said tweeter (and be their Bestie 4 Life).

Like these five…

I clearly have a thing for writers, but they obviously know how to clearly and cleverly talk about themselves. The bio of @akharlamova just so perfectly describes the life of an author in so few words. And it also does a great job showing that she’s dedicated, consumed and in love with what she does. Nicely done, Arina.

It would have been so easy for @showmethesun to have written, “Book lover. Works in Publishing. From Melbourne.” Instead, she eats books for breakfast! She’s a curator instead of just a blogger. She doesn’t just work in publishing, she loves it. She doesn’t just live in Melbourne, she’s happy there. I feel like I know her already.

I love it when a major corporation isn’t afraid to add a little humor in their bio. What @Staples does is genius in that they quickly sum up what they do, then tap into the joys of every office worker on the planet. Like starch.

@KatjaPresnal clearly has a lot going for her. She tells us why she’s great, what she’s up to, what she does for living, then throws her personality at us in full force. This is a girl I could be friends with. And “carpe the shit out of diem” obviously needs to be my life motto. (Thanks to @aodt for sending this bio my way!)

I’m in love with @IsaChandra and think her loud and clear voice on this bio coupled with such simplicity is pretty unique. Sometimes (aka “all the time”) you just don’t need to over-explain. For Isa, four words is all she needs. I like her style and for those of you who eat more than just meat and potatoes can also appreciate her location quip.

Takeaways

1. A few choice words can make all the difference. Take a page out of Steph’s half-eaten book (see what I did there? I crack myself up) and stay away from over-used descriptions when talking about yourself.

2. What’s a really obvious stereotype about your industry/job/passion? Are you an accountant? Poke fun at the fact that you’re not absurdly boring. Social media strategist? Mention you’re sure as hell not a guru/ninja. Make like Staples and stand out from the crowd by being good-natured about the judgments surrounding what you do.

3. Do you have a specific writing style? Do you swear a lot? Have a rad vocabulary skills? Write poetry? Translate that strong style à la Isa Chandra so that voice shines in your bio!

Want more Twitter love? Read parts 1 and 2 here. And if you’ve seen any great bios lately, please share them in the comments!

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An Open Letter to “Writers” on the Internet

by Marian Schembari on December 7, 2011

Dear So-Called “Writers” on the Internet,

I’m gonna to give it to you straight: You’re driving me crazypants. You’re making my life difficult. I am so. fucking. over Googling Very Important Things like “painting wood laminate” or “how to make the cat stop pooping in the tub” (true story) and having to slog through completely irrelevant and useless articles from eHow and Yahoo! Answers. Your link baiting tricks aren’t making our lives any easier. You’re preventing people from finding websites that actually provide quality content. You’re preventing us from solving life’s Big Problems and learning things about things in the Real World. I shouldn’t have to dig through massive piles of shit also known as Search Engine Optimized Content because you want to increase your page rank.

Exhibit A: One of you recently wrote an article on Social Media Today, Why Community Managers are Like Bacon. You start off with:

In this article, I am going to compare community managers to bacon. I am going to explain the similarities in characteristics between them. Before we begin. Lets identify what bacon and a community manager is in definition.

Then you end with this little gem of a conclusion:

These are my reasons why bacon and community managers are the same. I hope you enjoyed the article. 

What the WHAT?

First of all, that’s how I wrote when I was seven before getting told off by my teacher who sternly lectured “show, don’t tell.” Secondly, I know everyone can’t write. Sometimes I’m barely coherent. But the fact that a relatively well-respected site – with the tagline “The world’s best thinkers on social media” – is publishing your garbage makes my blood boil. But because every blogger and their gran loves a metaphor and the word “bacon” features prominently in the headline, this is apparently content GOLD.

And while I’m on the subject of normal people not giving a crap about how they sound online, stop acting illiterate when posting on Facebook. Most of us aren’t Hemingway on this particular social network, but it’s like you actually truly 100% don’t understand how words are formed. Maybe you were drunk? All the time? Is there a disease called getting-plastered-the-second-my-hands-touch-a-keyboard-itis? Perhaps you should see a doctor.

To help refresh your memory…

When Gen X whines that the internet is making us all bad writers, they’re talking about you. When old-school publishers laugh at bloggers who call themselves “journalists” they’re talking about you.

Please. For the love of all that is holy. Shape up.

Hugs and butterfly kisses,
Marian Schembari

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Improve Your Design Appeal in 7 Steps

by Marian Schembari on November 22, 2011

We don’t cover design here much. Not because it isn’t important (it is), but I’m nowhere near qualified to speak on the subject. So when this post landed in my inbox yesterday I needed to get it out asap. Not only are designer Prescott Perez-Fox‘s tips genius, but they’re actionable, simple and have inspired me to start taking my own design more seriously. If you read ANY post today, make this one it.

Managing your messaging, tone, audience and communication strategy is delicate work. Doing it right pays off, but too often we overlook the design elements of our brand — the parts visually connecting us to our audience.

In this already overstimulated online world of our, here are a few simple steps you should take to improve your brand consistency and bring value to your audience.

1. Do less

DIY designers love to use as many colors, typefaces, photographs, illustrations and visual styles as possible, which is almost always overwhelming. Simplicity, however, is the ultimate sophistication and stepping back your design means people can focus on what’s really important. No one will get “bored” of simple designs. Ideally, they’re the wrapper for your expertise and offering.

2. Choose a font (or two)

Use one typeface for almost everything and a second one to fall back on for special cases like headlines or passages of text. Most fonts come in families, with various weights and italic variants, allowing you to create variety in your communications. Limiting your type choices (and sticking with them) will create a strong sense of recognition and your audience will begin to acknowledge your communications without reading a word.

Many fonts are created in pairs, intended to complement each other within a single piece. Examples of this are Droid Sans with Droid Serif; Mrs. Eaves with Mr. Eaves. Using two well-paired typefaces will make you look like a design ace with hardly any effort — see what combinations you can find online.

Finally, to stand out, it’s worth investing a few dollars in a typeface. There are many places to buy fonts online: premium shops like Veer and Hoefler & Frere-Jones who are masters at the craft. Sites like MyFonts and FontSquirrel also have tons of offerings at various prices (including free).

3. Set a color scheme

We live in a colorful world, but there’s no need to decorate your work with them all. Choose two main and two supporting colours. The main ones will provide 90% of what you need, but the supporting ones can be called on for diagrams, charts and more complicated materials like eBooks or presentations.

Need a starting point for inspiration? Think of what magazines your audiences reads or the kind of home they live in. Heck, might as well pick up those actual magazines or check out some interior design blogs for ideas. For more online color inspiration check out Colour Lovers or Design Work Life’s “Colour Happy” series.

4. Get a professional headshot

A good headshot becomes part of your brand identity the minute you use it. Take it one step further by asking your photographer or designer to slightly map the photo’s color tone to your brand style. Say you write a blog about camping equipment – a pale brown overlay could reinforce your values. If you’re in the high-energy world of teenage fashion, bump up the reds and yellows. A luxury brand could warrant a black-and-white photo.

Use this photo consistently. Make it your avatar on LinkedIn, YouTube, Twitter, your blog and your site’s About page. This creates awareness and familiarity across all outlets.

5. Decide on a style for icons, illustrations, and other key art

Have a plan for selecting brand-appropriate images. For example, if you decide on a clean, glossy, futuristic look for your buttons and icons, don’t suddenly change tactic and go with a gritty, punk rock motif on your next newsletter.

An easy way to think of this is to create “sliders” like the one below. Make three of four sliders to describe your visual sensibilities and use these to govern subsequent design decisions.

6. Have a logo

Companies usually need a logo, but do people? Yes, but not in the same way. Your name, arranged in your chosen typeface and colour, can be a de facto logo. Add a simple graphic element to your name to create something distinct.

But use this wisely. Stay away from abstract symbols that may be hard to associate with your brand and don’t create a “spin-off” of any well-known corporate identities. You don’t have to over-think though. The simplest logos are usually the most memorable.

7. Hire a [real] designer

An experienced designer can give insight you don’t have yourself. Most will offer hourly consultations, allowing you to get opinions without commissioning an expensive re-design. If you’re willing to buy an expensive suit to look good in front of clients, shouldn’t you also be willing to spend $200 to chat with a design pro?

Do make sure you’re hiring a real design professional though, not a “fast-food service”. Don’t buy a logo for $99. Don’t hire someone to do a complete re-brand in 24 hours. And don’t assume your neighbor’s second cousin can lay out your entire brand campaign. These shortcuts usually lead right back to where you started.

For recommendations, browse design blogs to see who has good taste. For work samples, check out Dribbble, a site for in-progress design work, or Behance, where designers post personal projects or rejected client work.

Not everyone is a design ace, and that’s okay. When in doubt, go with something tried and true — simplicity — your audience will respect and remember it. In the long run, that translates to a stronger personal brand. Simple as that.

Prescott Perez-Fox is the founder of Starship Design, a small firm in metro New York City focusing on brand identity. He writes about design and branding on his own site, Perez-Fox.com.

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How I Use HootSuite: An Organizational Tutorial

by Marian Schembari on November 21, 2011

A few months ago I made a video tutorial for the subscribers of my newsletter. To be honest, I never really liked making “exclusive” content so the newsletter is now defunct and I’m re-purposing some of the good ones that went out last year.

As you’ll see below, this tutorial is a demonstration of how I use HootSuite and keep it organized. While I’m a big proponent of “different strokes for different folks”, I personally love taking a peek into the quirky ways people use things. While my setup below is by no means unique or all that creative, it does work hugely well for me in terms of keeping up with searches, conversations and not losing my life entirely when I sign in.

Enjoy!

For those of you who aren’t into the whole video thing, here’s a quick summary:

  1. HootSuite is more awesome than TweetDeck because it’s web based and there’s more flexibility in terms of organizing followers, topics and events.
  2. Use the “pending tweets” stream to start scheduling posts to go out so you can reach as many followers as possible.
  3. I organize my main tab with my home feed, @replies, sent tweets and pending. This way I can see everything at a glance and avoid sending a post out more than once.
  4. Go through your home feed every morning and see if there’s any conversations you can jump into.
  5. If you have a blog, organize a separate tab to include people who regularly comment/retweet so you can return the favor and stay in touch!
  6. Use well organized and highly specific lists so you can keep tabs on interesting people in your industry, coworks, real-life friends, etc.
  7. Set up a tab for any Twitter chats you join. Create columns for mentions, the hashtag and the moderator’s username so you don’t miss any questions or important comments in the flurry of the chat.

Any questions, don’t hesitate to ask below in the comments. And if you have any tips for me/us or if you’ve found different aspects of HootSuite useful, please share with the class!

Update: A few of you have asked to embed this video on your own sites and you’re more than welcome! A link back as credit would be a nice, but isn’t required.

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Tips From Bloggers Who Don’t Blog About Blogging

by Marian Schembari on November 16, 2011

I’ve made it pretty clear that one of the best things you can do for your blog is to branch out from reading bloggers who only blog about blogging (I’ll let you decide for yourself if this post is too ironic to read). I learn most from bloggers who talk about food and travel and design more than I’ve ever learned from people who have no experience blogging about other things than blogging.

(Let’s play a drinking game – you drink every time I say “blogging”.)

That said, almost every blogger worth his or her salt will occasionally write about blogging, regardless of niche. This is usually after they’ve become moderately successful and get bored with all the emails from fans saying, “How did you get your blog to be so popular?”

So they write posts. They answer questions, they give you a day in the life and generally impart their wisdom.

This post (about blogging on a blog that posts about blogging quite frequently) is compilation of those posts. The posts by people who don’t blog about blogging regularly but have occasionally posted on the subject.

Blog: Joy the Baker
Niche: Food
Post: 10 Real Talk Blog Tips
Takeaway: “I don’t think this blog would work if you didn’t know how silly bonkers my life is. You know that there’s cat hair everywhere. You know that I burn toast. You know that I date boys and get dumped.”

Blog: Young House Love
Niche: DIY
Post: Time, Money and Pies
Takeaway: “Our philosophy is that if you take the time to read what we write, the least we can do is return the favor.”

Blog: Carrots ‘n’ Cake
Niche: Healthy Living
Post: Blogging Tips for the 9 to 5
Takeaway: “I don’t have much free time, but I love blogging, so I make sure it’s part of my day… If you have a laptop or a mini laptop/notebook, blog on your commute. Use Windows Live Writer or Ecto if you don’t have access to Wi-Fi.”

Blog: The Happiness Project
Niche: Happiness
Post: 13 Tips for Beginning Bloggers (Which I Learned the Hard Way)
Takeaway: “Post every day. It’s counter-intuitive, yes, but strangely it’s easier to post every day than to post three or four times a week. You don’t procrastinate, you loosen up, you stay engaged with your subject, and you’ll be taken more seriously by readers.”

Blog: Design*Sponge
Niche: Design
Post: Online Etiquette and Ethics part 3
Takeaway: “Collaboration, like contributors, can be the key to a blog’s success, growth and pushing past those pesky creative blocks we all run into now and then.”

Blog: The Pioneer Woman
Niche: Family
Post: Ten Important Things I’ve Learned About Blogging
Takeaway: “Be varied. Change things up. Offer a smorgasbord of content. Unless you’re, say, a fashion blog. And in that case, you should probably continue to blog about fashion. But never blog about the same top twice!”

Blog: Penelope Trunk
Niche: Career
Post: Penelope’s Guide to Blogging
Takeaway: “Blogging is a conversation, and it is much more fun if you are part of it, instead of just talking at people. One of the great pleasures of blogging is linking to someone who I don’t think knows that I read their blog. A link to someone is like saying, ‘I really like what you’re writing and in fact, I want to share it with everyone I know.’”

 Any of these posts/takeaways resonate with you? Have I missed anyone?

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